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Biffing Mussels (2009)

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CREATED BY / MICHAEL GORMAN 

March 1994
La MaMa, New York
 
In The Fabulous Giggin’ Brothers classic short comedy, a scientist obsessed with applying hard-science to the mundane recounts at length his revolutionary approach to counting all the grains of sand in the world, only to be upstaged by a man in a wetsuit, carrying a tennis racket, who gives a lesson on how best to hit eponymous bivalves (mussels) in order to make the sound “biff”.


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